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11.06.2025 11:33

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
We've finally slowed the surge in overdose deaths. The Trump admin may undo all of it - Salon.com
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Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Vibe Coding, Windsurf and Anthropic, ChatGPT Connectors - Stratechery by Ben Thompson
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
FDA rolls out AI tool agency-wide, weeks ahead of schedule - statnews.com
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts