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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 11:43

Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
share office space ...
I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?
Just Forget it!
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
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